Our Family

A Brief Description

A Schwab is an artistic blend of 80% cacao intellectual and a liberal portion of humor suffused throughout to make it edible. Schwabs enjoy not being like other people. We take pride in operating on a deeper or more sophisticated level than the normal, and are either successful or insufferably arrogant; it's not for me to say. To the outsider, we all may appear to be the same person. However, to the "Schwabbed" (like "clobbered", but on an intellectual rather than a physical level), it becomes clear that we do have individual personalities. See below for details on those.

Social Habits

Anywhere one travels, particularly in the Western Hemisphere, and more particularly in circles of Evangelicals, there are links to the Schwab clan. It is not uncommon to go to a gathering in a random city park and run into a churched person who has had some interaction with a Schwab. The Schwabs tend to be globally connected, as well. Perhaps the most astounding example of this is illustrated by when the elder Schwabs were introduced to an individual from China who was visiting their church. When the patriarchs inquired if this individual happened to know another Chinese national with whom they were acquainted, it hardly surprised them to learn that out of over one billion possibilities, this man was the brother-in-law to the other. Things like this happen around the Schwabs. As one of Mom-mom's favorite Disney songs intones, “It's a small world after all; it's a small world after all; it's a small world after all; it's a small, small world.”

Elizabeth's Birthday 2014
Christmas 2014 Summer 2014

Henry

aka: Pop-pop

Arma virumque cano, Troiae qui primus ab oris Italiam, fato profugus, Laviniaque venit litora, multum ille et terris iactatus et alto vi superum saevae memorem Iunonis ob iram; multa quoque et bello passus, dum conderet urbem,

Edith

aka: Mom-mom

Arma virumque cano, Troiae qui primus ab oris Italiam, fato profugus, Laviniaque venit litora, multum ille et terris iactatus et alto vi superum saevae memorem Iunonis ob iram; multa quoque et bello passus, dum conderet urbem,

John

Arma virumque cano, Troiae qui primus ab oris Italiam, fato profugus, Laviniaque venit litora, multum ille et terris iactatus et alto vi superum saevae memorem Iunonis ob iram; multa quoque et bello passus, dum conderet urbem,

Stephanie

Arma virumque cano, Troiae qui primus ab oris Italiam, fato profugus, Laviniaque venit litora, multum ille et terris iactatus et alto vi superum saevae memorem Iunonis ob iram; multa quoque et bello passus, dum conderet urbem,

Corrie

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Lifted and Transfigured

Adam

Haha, thanks bro for this great opportunity to put a dumb pic of you online!

Daniel

Currently a student at Rochester Institute of Technology, Daniel is pursuing a degree in industrial design as well as minors in web design + development and music performance. Whenever possible, he likes to personify sunbeams, springtime, and mythological lizards.

Portfolio

Elizabeth

aka: Biffy

Elizabeth is an INxP. When not eating bacon, she is playing on the piano, reading Tolkien or Chesterton, eating other bacon, or conversing on topics of interest, although she may be doing several of these simultaneously. During most of the year, she does these things while majoring in computer science at Grove City College. To get in contact with Elizabeth, say “Tolkien” while she is in hearing range.

Some Pictures & Home Videos

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